every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries

Pissed off i didnt recieve any packages because i didnt order anything. Just unfair

want to engage in tomfoolery and shenanigans but i am just sitting in my room

so does the uk falling apart meant that johnlock is about to go canon or is that just for american politics

If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

@fictionnet event iv — parallels

ronan’s second secret was adam parrish. (x)

I’m not like other girls 😊 I have the patronage of the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.